Dear esteemed and culturally diverse Greyhound comrades.
We need to try (against the odds) to be friends for the next 16 hours. In light of this, I would appreciate it if you can take heed of the recent announcement that the toilet is for "emergencies only".
If you or your baby have diarrhoea, yes, this is considered an emergency by most people's understanding of the word...and you may burst down the isle without explanation.
Kind Regards, concerned Bus Comrade